Of Skin You Can See Through

The packaging really sells this product.

Thursday night, I started feeling a little hinky. BP capped the gusher in the Gulf – if it is capped – and though my sense is strong that this thing is not done yet I was limp with relief and fatigue. On Friday morning, I woke up, called out and went back to bed but could not fall asleep. My mind ran in circles. I got out of bed and began tracking down recipes as a form of discipline, to prevent panic, which is only hilarious when you watch someone else do the silent-film-hair-stand, boobitty-boobitty-run-run and reeeeeewwwwww-faint. But you’re right. That is funny.

It's like the eye test of the damned.

Sometimes, when you feel like reheated merde, the thing to do is work for someone else’s good and quit thinking about yourself, by which I mean that it’s all about me when I think about you. I stuffed this pile of cat blankets into a space bag, sucked out the extra air – with a vacuum like other adults! – and wrapped all that in brown paper and half a roll of packing tape. This package sat in the little red wagon while I dragged it through the grocery store, where I remembered to buy gelatin packets but forgot cat treats. I shiver, just thinking about it. Then I mailed the package and felt a weight lift.

Please admire this festival of B Vitamin readiness.

For the past two seasons, Pete did most of the jarring and I ran around, peeling, scouring and scaring up recipes. Last year, I didn’t even boil water without him except to try a jelly or a jam that failed, as I recall. This year, Pete’s upstairs painting and I’m downstairs paring. Pickled beets are not my favorite nosh but that B Vitamin surge sometimes means the difference between my getting out of bed and my lying flat with cartoon X’s over my eyes. So it turns out jewel-like pickled beets are really easy to prepare, fresh pickling spice is a reason to live and little black cats will supervise your early morning photo shoot.

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