This Conversation Kills

Our driveways are too close together.

Benny: Roll up your windows.
Connie: Okay.
Benny: Don’t start your car! Turn that off!
Connie: What?
Benny: You can’t start your car. There’s no oil in it!
Connie: How am I supposed to know that? I’m not a boy.
Tata: Ugh. Time is traveling backwards and I’m gonna buy pink clothes.

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