Yep, I’m here again, having survived the motorcycle safety course. I’m pretty sure the reason I passed was that I promised to never get on a motorcycle again, and I have no intention of doing so. The whole seating thing kicks the ass of my arthritic hip. So why did I take the course and spend two days trying not to scream? I can legally buy and ride one of these.

Meow meow no shifting meow meow.