To Ease Your Pain Free Your Mind

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Cats insist I'd feel better if I rolled in this like catnip.

Believe it or not, cats are alarmed when you cough up a furball. Which you might. I mean, you could. No matter how many times your cat friends have themselves coughed up a sticky goober, you should expect them to scatter if you offer noisy, gurgly hints you might do the same.

I shudder to think of it, myself.

Cats will also be alarmed if you buy presents online without free shipping. When the package arrives at your house, cats somehow know you paid retail plus shipping and everyone knows retail is for suckers. Cats, as everyone knows, love boxes. If you place a box on the floor that once held something purchased at retail cost, cats will scoff at this box. At this very moment, Topaz is hunkered down in a box marked HOT LEATHERS.COM, while Drusy circles and waits for her chance to sit in the box. Another box, halfway packed, rests on the floor near the dining room table, but the cats don’t care for it. I have a cup of soothing mint tea. For the moment, everyone is quiet. Everyone is listening.

4 responses to “To Ease Your Pain Free Your Mind”

  1. What I’m listening for is a detailed description of what you bought from HOT LEATHERS.COM. And perhaps a picture of you wearing it? Because curiosity may be fatal, but I am not a feline.

  2. Pffft! You are so!

    Secret kitty code: Meow meow motorcycle jacket for Pete meow meow big and heavy meow you’ll see it in a few weeks meow. Meow got it? Meow!

  3. I am rusty with your meowdialect, so it’s a good thing I have two American cats here to translate for me. Apparently meow meow, which is meow meow and I’ll meow meow. Hope I got that right. It sounds meow, anyway. Good meow!

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