Chomp chomp chomp sproing!
One of Darla’s favorite toys is the doorstop. Just about once a day we find it next to the water bowl.
Sproing chomp chomp chomp!
Feel So Lucky You Want To
Poor Impulse Control
Target shootin' with the Gun Moll of the Revolution
Poor Impulse Control 
Ooh, good idea. I should get one of those.