One Little Flower In My Hair

Last night, I heard a story so funny I felt like I sprained a lung. Fortunately, tonight it's good and humid out.

Last night, I heard a story so funny I felt like I sprained a lung. Fortunately, tonight it’s good and humid out.

We’ll Make Great Pets

A Chinese company is trying to register Poor Impulse Control’s domain name + .cn. The gentleman who researches these matters in China wrote to ask if that company was my Chinese representative. I allowed as how I did not have one and asked him not to grant that company’s ridiculous request.

inflatable pets

Today, a letter from the company in garbled English saying the gentleman had told them to choose another name, but they would persist in trying to get mine. I mean, what the fuck, dudes? You don’t speak English but you have to have for use in the non-English-speaking Chinese market the three English words I picked out of goddamn Snow Crash more than ten years ago? Go fuck yourselves sideways. I can’t wait to see your stupid frat boy tattoos.