Previously on Poor Impulse Control, I waxed enthusiastic about credit unions and community banks. I fucking hate the big banks. No surprise there! Wanna read what I wrote? Yeah, me too. It’s a lot harder than it used to be now that I have to google my own blog posts. Anyhoo, in August, I flipped the pages in my checkbook and realized that for me, it was now or never, and never was not an option when it comes to getting out from under. With great trepidation, I contacted the credit union and asked them to body-slam Wachovia if the bank fuckers tried to direct deposit my check again, though not in so many words. I used far fewer words, and the delicate souls at the credit union flinch when I talk so I chose them carefully and signed up for online banking. Then I waited for hilarity to ensue.

At some point in the future, when I have recovered from spending more than six weeks cursing the ancestors of professionals who are supposed to know more about what I’m doing than I do, I will describe this comic battle through interpretive dance. Suffice it for the present to say the Greek chorus regards me with fear and won’t take my calls, but my bills are paid.

This morning, I closed my Wachovia accounts and when asked repeatedly why, I repeatedly answered, “Wells Fargo and Wachovia are a criminal enterprise. Please let me say that clearly, in case this call is recorded for quality purposes. Wells Fargo and Wachovia are a criminal enterprise – emphasis on the word CRIMINAL.” What, you thought I’d put on pants and go to the bank in person? Oh hell no. I was wearing flannel pajamas. I was happy in flannel pajamas. Even when Wells Fargo hung up on me twice I was happy. Fuck those guys!

What a relief it is to feel like I’ve quit aiding and abetting those craven motherfuckers!

Since most political writers – including women – regard women’s issues as silly and secondary, I have come to the startling conclusion that most of them are – in the technical parlance – full of shit. Further: I should be reading more radical writers. Again. I will go back to the beginning.

Tonight, we have houseguests. They voted for McCain. They have forgotten where they came from. Tomorrow, I will make a fresh start.

“All that is required for evil to prevail is for good men to do nothing.”

– Edmund Burke

I am not a nice person, and this is not a nice blog post. Yes, I am a member of the AFT-URA, but I’m not speaking as a union representative and I’m not a teacher. I’m speaking for my own goddamn self. Buckle up.

Yesterday:

Siobhan: Wow. I popped over to the comments on the Oprah site for the Waiting For Superman show, and people are PISSED. People are blaming the union? Can we make a film about the New Brunswick BOE and the principals of the schools? You know, how they keep all the money for themselves, and make the teachers bring in their own frigging pencils? How are the schools in your town? I suspect they’re a damn site better than the New Brunswick schools, though. And why do people suddenly want to blame unions? We have them for a really good reason!

Tata: Suddenly? Business has been union-busting with great success since before Reagan fired the air traffic controllers. Less than 1% of the American workforce is unionized now. Our Governor, in particular, loathes the teachers, but he’s not alone. Obama’s Secretary of Education’s goal is to bust up the AFT-URA. That is what Race To the Top is designed to do. That is what charter schools are designed to do.

Siobhan: Well, I meant that liberals were suddenly anti-union. Am I wrong? Have liberals always been anti-union, and I just didn’t know it because I was raised in a household with an NJEA officer?

Tata:If you take a step back, busting up the teachers’ union has two other goals: 1. to de-stabilize one of the largest employers of women in this country, and one of the few where being a woman is only a small impediment; 2. to privatize a large public revenue stream. Once the union is wrecked, you can count on whole towns closing their public schools the same way you now see towns replacing roads they don’t want to maintain with gravel. De-stabilizing the teachers’ union is the path to permanent feudalism.

Siobhan: You should post that somewhere that a million women can read it. Seriously, that’s a very clear, very powerful statement. In fact, can I post that?

Tata: Yeah, sure. That women are anti-teachers’ union is proof that neocon propaganda has soaked into the very fiber of our society. Traditionally, teaching and nursing were seen as the only two careers women could safely enter and pursue for life. Both nurses and teachers are now considered actual roadblocks to their service functions: health care would be cheaper without those pesky, expensive nurses; education would be better if those pesky, expensive teachers would surrender their union protections and job security. That women believe this should frighten us all. Nurses and those treated-like-janitors physicians’ assistants now do most of the actual caring for patients, especially in hospital settings. Teachers are so underpaid and underfunded they put their own money into school supplies for their students and often have part-time jobs. These are precisely the people we should get behind and push as liberals or progressives. And look what’s happening here instead.

Siobhan: I see, I’ve seen. I’m appalled. I always vote in the school board elections, even though I have no kids – because I want good people watching over other people’s kids. Education is the difference between civilization and dark ages, isn’t it? And nurses are the people who make us better when we’re sick.
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Yesterday on Facebook, one of my relatives promoted the movie Waiting For Superman sight-unseen. See it. Don’t see it. I do not care either way what you choose to do about a movie. What I care about very, very much is when I see an angry mob lighting torches and heading for the wrong fucking castle.

You heard me.

Every Sunday morning on the political talk shows you can hear politicians positively crowing about how they manipulate Americans of all stripes into voting and protesting against their own interests. If you do not have the sense to realize middle class people have more in common with the poor than the rich you are being manipulated by the rich, who own the media and simultaneously sweet-talk and slander the rest of us constantly. As Jill often says, “Never look down the economic ladder for the person causing your problems. He doesn’t have the power to hurt you. Always look up.” Look up the ladder. That’s where pain comes from.

That’s also where the message originates that your fellow working person is a problem for you. Your fellow worker has too much health care. Your fellow worker doesn’t deserve vacation time. Your fellow worker should retire later. Your fellow worker is a greedy slacker for joining a collective bargaining unit to bargain for better wages and a safer workplace. These are not problems. These messages should make men and women stand up and shout, “Good for my fellow worker! I will forge a collective bargaining unit and negotiate for better wages and benefits.” I don’t have to tell you all the old truisms you’ve known all your life but seem to have forgotten:

“There is strength in numbers.”
“The army makes a brave general.”
“Many hands make light work.”
“Two heads are better than one.”
Even “United we stand, divided we fall.”

All the same truth your grandparents knew: alone, we may survive, but working together, we can thrive. And yet, whenever some group of politicians or church group or think tank demonizes a group of our neighbors, friends and relatives, Americans fall for it. Right after 9/11, when the American flags went up everywhere and the flag-waving began, I knew because it has been true all my life that when Americans have waved flags bombs fell on the heads of brown people. Sure enough, that is what happened. There was never any reason to set anyone on fire, except that that’s what an angry mob does.

You can see the demands for groupthink and group behavior regularly on Facebook, if only for example. A few of my friends have recently re-posted statuses demanding supposed patriotic statements or gestures. That’s not patriotism. It’s a demand for conformity. Fuck that noise. My dissent is patriotic, and those demands are bullshit. Once again, if you don’t get that, you have been manipulated by someone who gains by your misunderstanding.

For years now torches have been piling up in a public square and the villagers have grumbled about teachers, which is Sunday morning talk show-speak for uppity women. Women with the resources to control their own lives. Women who have decent, secure jobs who can provide for their children. Women who can, if need or desire be, survive without men because they have achieved a degree of education, independence and power over their own lives. This upsets our family values fetishists to no end, but more than that, this upsets corporatists because it decreases the number of easily manipulated poor people who will work for scraps. No union – let alone a union composed mostly of women – can be permitted a moment’s peace, and none will be given.

This is what we are seeing develop. Who stands to win – because you will certainly lose when an important part of the middle class goes up in smoke? If you participate in it, you are going to watch women burn. You are holding a torch. What are you going to do?

Yep, I’m here again, having survived the motorcycle safety course. I’m pretty sure the reason I passed was that I promised to never get on a motorcycle again, and I have no intention of doing so. The whole seating thing kicks the ass of my arthritic hip. So why did I take the course and spend two days trying not to scream? I can legally buy and ride one of these.

Meow meow no shifting meow meow.