Tata: Dan, why am I saving pop tops? I feel like a butt.

Dan: For the Ronald McDonald House on Somerset Street.

Tata: This is not one of your terrible pranks?

Dan: Noooo. Turns out recycling is one of their major funding sources.

Tata: That’s ridiculous.

Dan: Yep, but true.

Does your town have a Ronald McDonald House? Why not call them and ask if my brother-in-law is lying?