Tata: Excuse me just a moment.
I dial another university phone number from my cubicle. Voicemail.
Tata: Wuzzah wuzzah wuzzah mu mu mu mu mu I WUV OO!
And I hang up the phone. My co-worker on the other side of the wall cannot resist. He jumps up on his chair to stare at me.
Co-Worker: What was that?
Tata: Sharkey’s on vacation – again.
Co-Worker: Is he exceptionally stupid? You have his phone number!
Tata: You should see what happens when I frisk him for pocket change.