Sharks killed four people and bit 58 others around the world in 2006, a comparatively dull year for dangerous encounters between the two species, scientists said in their annual shark attack census Tuesday.
…As usual, the United States had more shark attacks than any other nation, with 38 last year. That was down from 40 the previous year and well below the 53 recorded in 2000.
I hate when sharks bite. It’s so tedious. “Oh,” I say, “Not again. Get your boring teeth off me. I’ve got dinner plans.”