No Sense In War But Perfect Sense

What in glamorous tarnation?

The Bush Administration’s Department of Justice announced Monday that they are suing the city of Gary, Indiana for discriminating against white people.

Seven more days…seven more days…

On Monday, the Justice Department announced a lawsuit against the Indiana city, alleging that six EMT technicians appear to have been hired on the basis of race alone in violation of the 1964 Civil Rights Act — which was passed to combat discrimination against African Americans.

The suit alleges that the city told applicants that offers of employment would be based on the order they were ranked. But the city seems to have ignored their own ordering and instead hired several African American applicants who placed lower than the white applicants.

Each of the six who were hired ranked lower than the highest-ranking white applicant, the Justice Department wrote.

“Federal law guarantees equal access to employment opportunities without regard to race,” said Grace Chung Becker, Acting Assistant Attorney General for the Justice Department’s Civil Rights Division, said in a release. “The Department is committed to enforcing all the federal civil rights laws, including Title VII, under its jurisdiction.”

Something about this doesn’t feel quite right, but what is it? What’s missing? What’s…?

Gary’s corporate counsel, Hamilton Carmouche, told a local paper the list was prepared by the city’s previous mayor, and gave preference to applicants who lived in Gary.

“We hire not on the basis of any race, but on the basis of residency,” Carmouche said.

Ah! There it is; logic. You want your EMTs to feel connected to the community. Got it. So, the administration’s doing what, now?

Use of the Civil Rights Act to protect against discrimination against whites is not unprecedented, but it is a novel tactic by the Bush Administration’s lawyers.

Ironically, the Administration hasn’t been a big fan of expanding civil rights law.

Earlier this year, the White House fought efforts to elimination[sic] a statute of limitations measure that prevents employees from suing their employers for hiring discrimination if they don’t file suit with 180 days from the date of the discriminatory activity.

With one week left of this unabashed oligarchy, I can say with a clear conscience I wish we’d elected a lime Jell-O mold to the Presidency in 2000 because even if the squiggly dessert wouldn’t talk about its policies at least it wouldn’t have fucked with the American people like this. And sliced pears.

I assume this kind of racist bullshit will stop Tuesday morning, just before lunchtime, so what was the point? What could possibly have been the point? The point has always been to be a really big dick about everything. As jaw-dropping as every day of the last eight years has been, this final press conference is still shocking. At 7:54 in this video, even now, you will not believe your eyes and ears.

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At least when desserts fail, no one fucking starves.

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