At orderforeverlazy.com, one learns that ugly pajamas in alarming sexist colors are the new black. And black is so not making eye contact.
I do not even know what to say about this horror show. It’s true that one of my goals is to spend life in fashionable pajamas, but these ain’t them. For one thing, I once wore a union suit and a vintage tuxedo jacket to work at the library, about which there is still talk
. For another, I now have better tuxedo jackets.