
Once upon a time, Paulie Gonzalez rescued this critter in a raging snowstorm; today, Hobbes is King of the Couch at Mom's house.
WordPress seems kind of desperate to be helpful. It sets meaningless little goals like “Just two more posts until – well, WordPress will think of something…” Today, it says I’ve written 2,099 posts in Poor Impulse Control history and there’s just one to go. From there, nothing but blue skies, baby.