I Can’t Be One I’ll Be Two

Currently on Poor Impulse Control:

Me: Knock knock!
You: Who’s there?
Me: OMIGOD, I’M SO BORED! I can’t listen to another word that comes out of my mouth!
You: Are you still talking?

2 responses to “I Can’t Be One I’ll Be Two

  1. I generally stick with having conversations with persons not currently present. I find that it increases my range.

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