Every day brings news we don’t expect to hear, like that modern goat herders –
may be less lonely than they used to be.
In other news, goats look like they might be excellent playmates and I want them. Want! I would like to dress them up like the cast of Mad Men and walk them on leashes to the drug store in the center of town. What could go wrong?
Poor Impulse Control 
Also, they can climb up on the roofs of your cars, and will. What’s not to like?
Two words: goat poop.
Goats totally rock. I lived in a commune for six months once. It was cultish and the humans rather crazy. But the goats were awesome.