You see that movie last night with pretty pretty Dorothy Dandridge singing –

A woman can do what she’s gotta
Even if it isn’t what she oughtta

– while rowing a canoe made of feathers and Adam’s Sour Apple Gum? There’s no such movie, you say? Huh. At least this fever comes with an awesome imaginary video soundtrack.

On the other hand, via Digby, being awake is no picnic:

Naturally, I’m going back to bed.