My right hand feels twingy. Get your mind out of the gutter, gumdrop: I’m left-handed. Anyway, I needed a new way to knit that lets me rest one hand and a big-ass challenge. Can it be done? Can I do it?
Tough day with pain and I kept trying to sleep with my eyes open. To combat ennui, Mom brought by a knitting loom set – for SCIENCE!
We shall see!
Poor Impulse Control 
I made a scarf. I thought it was fun, but I don’t know how to knit for reals.
Me, neither! I’m a TERRIBLE knitter! Doesn’t stop me from foisting knitted crapola on defenseless pussycats!
OK, I laughed.
I need a “my work is done here” costume. You know: Wonder Woman Underoos, a dishtowel cape and oversize goggles.