(With apologies to the B-52s)

Surprise! Party!

Yeah, we just thought we’d drop in!

Where’s your icebox?

Where’s the punch?

Eww, House-a-tosis!

Who’s to blame when parties really get out of hand?

Who’s to blame when they get poorly planned?

Crashers get bombed

Slobs make a mess

Ya know sometimes they’ll even ruin your wife’s dress

Crashers gettin’ bombed. (Who’s to blame?)

Can you pull it back in line?
Can you salvage it in time?

What can you do to save a party?

Parcheesi?

Charades?

A spur-of-the-moment scavenger hunt,

Or Queen of the Nile?

Who turned out the lights?

Bombed,

Crashers gettin’ bombed,

Crashers gettin’ bombed,

Bombed,

Bombed,

Bombed,

Well, who’s to blame?

Who’s to blame when situations degenerate?

Disgusting things you’d never anticipate

People get sick, they play the wrong games

Ya know, it can ruin your name!

Crashers gettin’ bombed. (Who’s to blame?)

Can you pull it back in line?

Can you salvage it in time?

It shouldn’t be difficult!

Try not to condemn!

O.K. who ordered pizza?

I’ll be tactful when making the rounds

Be tactful when making the rounds

And maybe you can save a party…

Party gone out of bounds!

Gone out of bounds!

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