It’s August, so the house has fleas again. This is nothing compared to New Brunswick’s new infestation of coyotes.

Over the weekend, I suddenly learned how to cable knit, though, as the lower right hand side demonstrates, I did not suddenly learn to count.

Coyote sightings in New Brunswick over the past day have prompted a police warning to stay away from the animals.

“Multiple” coyotes have been seen in Buccleuch Park, according to New Brunswick police. Residents should report their location to police at (732) 745-5200. People also shouldn’t feed the animals.

The park is directly across the street from a hospital, so the inevitable ignorers carrying and comprising coyote chow will have a short stumble to the ER and thorough mocking.