Your Alibis Your Telling-Me-Whys

Today, I had a fender bender I didn’t realize I’d had until someone else broke the news. Didn’t hurt my car a bit, but I scraped a bit of someone else’s paint. Thus, I am somewhat bummed.

Raised bed from which you can practically hear seed potatoes howling with laughter.

Raised bed from which you can practically hear seed potatoes howling with laughter.

In related news: last time a crowd looked at me like that, I left that backwater hellhole and never looked back.