You’ve seen it before. You’ll see it again now! I demand it! You will be cheerful and say, “Wuzzah wuzzah wuzzah moo moo moo.” You will go about your day with an optimistic outlook because when you feel optimistic, you find things that confirm that you are, in fact, cheery. If this inspires you to seek out shelter animals, adopt them and treat them like the gifts from the kind and loving gods of your choosing, so be it!
Ladies and gentlemen: the Random Kitten Generator.