Start Now I’m Ready To

Beautiful Topaz.

I haven’t felt much like talking lately, which is a new sensation for me. I don’t know what to say about feeling like I’d rather not, but here we are. So x marks the spot: a few weeks ago, I lost track of my expenses for a week and detonated my checking account. It happens, I guess, but putting it back together brought everything I was doing to a screeching halt. A bag of cat blankets is ready to go to Georg’s, but it’s gathered dust while I waited for enough pennies to pile up in my checking account into shipping dollars. We had our taxes done but couldn’t file them until we paid the accountant. These are not really problems. They’re delays in the normal course of events. Never thought I’d say this, but I’m just about ready for some normal, though I do mean my normal, which usually involves crazy people doing odd things, and cheese.

No one is happier that spring brings open windows and fragrant breezes.

I like cheese.

Can’t Be Silent ‘Cause They Might Be

Beautiful Drusy tests her glamorous felted bed for softness.

Just over a week ago, a friend recommended the handmade pet beds of Boxcar Kids and I ordered two, which I expected some time next week. They arrived today and they are posh and colorful and completely gorgeous. Sweetpea regarded the beds with dainty suspicion, while Topaz watched from a respectful distance. Drusy took a flying leap at the fluffy green one, then rolled through the shimmering pink, yellow and blue bed.

Sweetpea cannot believe her smelly good fortune.

The Boxcar Kids story is harrowing, but the upshot is you can buy beautiful, handmade crafts that will make your life cooler and your pets’ lives happier, while improving the lives of real people. Everyone wins. These festive pet beds will make lovely gifts for your pert animal friends and their delightful humans, too. For what occasion? you ask. Mardi Gras is coming up, but so’s Easter, Passover, Arbor Day, any old full moon, the equinox, Earth Day, birthdays, dinner parties, not to mention parent-teacher conferences and Meatless Mondays.

Save your pennies. You’re going to want six.

A Guitar To Punish Your Ma

Sweetpea's favorite chair, where my butt is currently parked.

This morning, Sweetpea began making the Take me to the hospital noise at Pete, who recognized it from last Memorial Day weekend. Pete called me on the verge of panic, but couldn’t really explain why he was nervous. When I got home, I opened the front door and smelled illness. The vet had an open appointment at 6, which gave me plenty of time to rub half our house with disinfectant wipes. At the vet’s office, a new vet in the practice saw Sweetpea, who curled up in my arms until we were both sick-stinky. The vet agreed our darling was sick and needed an overnight with fluids and medicines. I was reluctant to leave her and briefly considered a weepy retreat, but I had to go to a union contract ratification vote on the way home. And I did. Tomorrow morning, we hope Sweetpea will feel better.

It Is the Enormous Night

It’s rare that I get two days off in a row, but this weekend I have a whole extra day for Topaz to lie on my lap and tell me about her new science project. I seldom understand what she’s talking about, what with her theories and specialized tools. You’d need specialized tools to build robots if you lacked an opposable thumb and the knowledge that cats don’t use tools or build robots. Brilliant Topaz cares not what anyone thinks. She cares only about results – results and fishy treats.

Your Heart Pumps And Your Blood Will

You do not need a tortilla press to make tortillas. A rolling pin or the bottom of a plate will do, so you can, too.

The thing about a hip problem is that it becomes a back problem. The thing about a back problem is that it becomes a gut problem. I can handle a hip problem, a back problem or a gut problem, but I can’t handle all three at once. Today, I threw in the towel and spent the afternoon in bed. This evening, I’m sitting under a pile of cats, hoping they let me in on their stretchy secrets.

Nothing Can Keep Me

Lovely Topaz examines the shopping bags from the inside, where she seems a little blurry around the edges.

For Gift Giving Holiday, Pete gave me a very small camera. It fits into my pocket and takes bright pictures and is terribly handy. Some things only happen because I’m there to see them. I feel like I’m suddenly armed with an eyewitness and it’s you.

Sweetpea has her own ideas about art.

If Not In the First Move

Once upon a time, Paulie Gonzalez rescued this critter in a raging snowstorm; today, Hobbes is King of the Couch at Mom's house.


WordPress seems kind of desperate to be helpful. It sets meaningless little goals like “Just two more posts until – well, WordPress will think of something…” Today, it says I’ve written 2,099 posts in Poor Impulse Control history and there’s just one to go. From there, nothing but blue skies, baby.